Kadbogteen is a god.

It takes the form of a small, pitiless clam.

Kadbogteen created the Sol system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kadbogteen, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kadbogteen, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Kadbogteen's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Kadbogteen's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat carrots.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

5. Never talk about tapirs.