Gebflypig is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, ill-tempered cat.

Gebflypig created a top quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebflypig, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gebflypig, he will turn you into a worm.

Gebflypig's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Gebflypig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always help frogs in need.

3. Never sing near foxes.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always treat eagles with great respect.