Nilparkmap is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, kind hamster.

Nilparkmap created the planet Earth eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nilparkmap, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nilparkmap, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Nilparkmap's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Nilparkmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of aardvarks.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not take Nilparkmap's name in vain.
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