Lognegtip is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, sapient centipede.

Lognegtip created Africa four million years ago.

If you believe in Lognegtip, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lognegtip, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Lognegtip's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Lognegtip's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight mice approach from the east.

2. Always help gulls in need.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never write about gravity.