Pancebvil is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, almighty rat.

Pancebvil created a strange quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pancebvil, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pancebvil, it will send minions to preach to you.

Pancebvil's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Pancebvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not laugh in public.