Ripflancudomt is a god.
He takes the form of a slender, unsympathetic
duck.
Ripflancudomt created the Black Eye Galaxy eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Ripflancudomt, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Ripflancudomt, he will throw large rocks at you.
Ripflancudomt's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.
Ripflancudomt's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt eagles.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.
4. Always wear purple.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.