Flisminnart is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, boastful deer.

Flisminnart created water eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisminnart, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Flisminnart, she will turn you into a hamster.

Flisminnart's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Flisminnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Feed all hungry mites.

3. Worship no other gods but Flisminnart.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not covet oxen.