Cedbapyok is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, merciless
guinea pig.
Cedbapyok created a quark five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cedbapyok, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Cedbapyok, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Cedbapyok's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.
Cedbapyok's Holy Commandments1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Always help sick porpoises.