Dunbittin is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, unthinking crane.

Dunbittin created an up quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunbittin, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dunbittin, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Dunbittin's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Dunbittin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear fawn clothing.

2. Do not hurt goats.

3. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

4. Never wear shoes.

5. You must love Dunbittin.