Camboplampid is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, temperamental jellyfish.

Camboplampid created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Camboplampid, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Camboplampid, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Camboplampid's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Camboplampid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick goats.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.