Garhomnart Yikbagmanfarnpagdid is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, amazing swallow.

Garhomnart Yikbagmanfarnpagdid created everything that exists two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Garhomnart Yikbagmanfarnpagdid, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Garhomnart Yikbagmanfarnpagdid, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Garhomnart Yikbagmanfarnpagdid's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Garhomnart Yikbagmanfarnpagdid's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed figs to moths while wearing purple kilts.

2. You must pray to Garhomnart Yikbagmanfarnpagdid five times a day.

3. Always look after injured squirrels.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never play with disobedient children.