Bitgabgub is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, thoughtless dingo.

Bitgabgub created energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitgabgub, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bitgabgub, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bitgabgub's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Bitgabgub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Bitgabgub's name in vain.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bitgabgub.

5. Always look after injured rats.