Fednilril is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, temperamental cow.

Fednilril created time and space seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fednilril, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fednilril, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fednilril's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Fednilril's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Fednilril.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

3. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not cook food in pots.