Pinranveg is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, all-powerful capybara.

Pinranveg created light nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pinranveg, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pinranveg, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Pinranveg's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Pinranveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Moths are not to be trusted.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not kill sharks.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.