Yakpidman is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, staggering shark.

Yakpidman created matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakpidman, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yakpidman, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Yakpidman's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Yakpidman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not eat peas.

4. Always look after injured snakes.

5. Never pour water over plants.