Wonpopbess is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, clever dingo.

Wonpopbess created the Cigar Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wonpopbess, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wonpopbess, he will curse you with boils.

Wonpopbess' most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Wonpopbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not take Wonpopbess' name in vain.

5. Never eat green fruit.