Jentenfas is a god.

She takes the form of a small, sage bird.

Jentenfas created an up quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jentenfas, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jentenfas, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Jentenfas' most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Jentenfas' Holy Commandments

1. Always treat pigs with great respect.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jentenfas.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.