Botbomgon is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, duplicitous warg.

Botbomgon created the cosmos three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botbomgon, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Botbomgon, he will try to impress you with trees.

Botbomgon's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Botbomgon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Botbomgon loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never talk about comets.