Dodjonmum is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, prudent hyena.

Dodjonmum created the planet Jupiter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dodjonmum, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Dodjonmum, it will strike you with lightening.

Dodjonmum's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Dodjonmum's Holy Commandments

1. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never eat parsnips.