Gilveendid is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unselfish hedgehog.

Gilveendid created a charm quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gilveendid, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gilveendid, she will make you grow a tail.

Gilveendid's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Gilveendid's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always help sick foxes.

3. Always wear pink.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Do not commit murder.