Yikvendap is a god.

She takes the form of a large, effective owl.

Yikvendap created an up quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikvendap, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yikvendap, she will throw large rocks at you.

Yikvendap's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Yikvendap's Holy Commandments

1. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Feed all hungry bats.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never mention capybaras.