Ladranwad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, temperamental gnu.

Ladranwad created energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladranwad, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ladranwad, it will turn you into a plant.

Ladranwad's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Ladranwad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ladranwad.