Fonbambog is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, compassionate deer.

Fonbambog created dark matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fonbambog, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fonbambog, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Fonbambog's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Fonbambog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat aubergines.

2. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not take Fonbambog's name in vain.

5. Do not hurt swans.