Negstergebrowcabvondidxen is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, generous dove.

Negstergebrowcabvondidxen created a top quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negstergebrowcabvondidxen, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Negstergebrowcabvondidxen, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Negstergebrowcabvondidxen's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Negstergebrowcabvondidxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention swans.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never eat turnips.

4. Do not kill badgers.

5. Do not drink alcohol.