Yokstipbun is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, omniscient slug.

Yokstipbun created the solar system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokstipbun, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yokstipbun, he will turn you into a sheep.

Yokstipbun's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Yokstipbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat melons.

2. Do not kill otters.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never feed corn to sheep while wearing gray coats.