Rigbuskar is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, astonishing chicken.

Rigbuskar created a photon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rigbuskar, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rigbuskar, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Rigbuskar's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Rigbuskar's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick birds.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Rigbuskar.

3. Never talk about aardvarks.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

5. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.