Padgetflat Fodstipfod Ingfarnbut is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, uncaring pig.

Padgetflat Fodstipfod Ingfarnbut created dark energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Padgetflat Fodstipfod Ingfarnbut, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Padgetflat Fodstipfod Ingfarnbut, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Padgetflat Fodstipfod Ingfarnbut's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Padgetflat Fodstipfod Ingfarnbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not speak about garlic.