Pigbodnadzed is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, two-faced gnu.

Pigbodnadzed created a top quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Pigbodnadzed, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pigbodnadzed, he will not invite you to parties.

Pigbodnadzed's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Pigbodnadzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always wear black.

4. Put Pigbodnadzed first in all things.

5. Never skip in holy places.