Hotnillnib is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, unthinking narwhal.

Hotnillnib created the planet Jupiter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotnillnib, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hotnillnib, he will strike you with lightening.

Hotnillnib's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Hotnillnib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.