Flagdonkim is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, smart frog.

Flagdonkim created the Sombrero Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Flagdonkim, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flagdonkim, she will have a low opinion of you.

Flagdonkim's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Flagdonkim's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. You must love Flagdonkim.

5. Feed all hungry whales.