Dotsand is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witty lion.

Dotsand created time and space four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dotsand, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dotsand, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Dotsand's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dotsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into black rooms.

2. Do not speak about lentils.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. You must love Dotsand.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dotsand.