Farlarp is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, thoughtless aardvark.

Farlarp created a down quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farlarp, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Farlarp, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Farlarp's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Farlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Never write about planets.

4. You must love Farlarp.

5. Run away from yellow great tits, for they are unholy.