Cisskarbassgedhasbogcin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, happy pig.

Cisskarbassgedhasbogcin created gold seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cisskarbassgedhasbogcin, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cisskarbassgedhasbogcin, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cisskarbassgedhasbogcin's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Cisskarbassgedhasbogcin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. You must love Cisskarbassgedhasbogcin.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Erect four carbon sculptures of Cisskarbassgedhasbogcin on top of important buildings.

5. Do not take Cisskarbassgedhasbogcin's name in vain.