Nelltapkam is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, effective ant.

Nelltapkam created the Virgo Supercluster seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nelltapkam, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nelltapkam, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nelltapkam's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Nelltapkam's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never go into red rooms.