Kiptapdut is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciless hippopotamus.

Kiptapdut created the Andromeda Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kiptapdut, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kiptapdut, it will strike you with lightening.

Kiptapdut's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Kiptapdut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help geese in need.

2. Do not speak about apples.

3. Run away from fawn porpoises, for they are unholy.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Do not take Kiptapdut's name in vain.
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