Fitdutflab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, temperamental centipede.

Fitdutflab created Asia two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fitdutflab, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fitdutflab, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fitdutflab's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Fitdutflab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not kill sheep.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. You must never eat lentils.

5. Fitdutflab must be the most important thing in your life.