Hatteencud is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, calm skunk.

Hatteencud created humanity two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hatteencud, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hatteencud, she will turn you into a rat.

Hatteencud's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Hatteencud's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Hide if six ducks approach from the east.

3. Do not take Hatteencud's name in vain.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not hurt capybaras.