Godhuglakmutfossakweg is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, humane seal.

Godhuglakmutfossakweg created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Godhuglakmutfossakweg, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Godhuglakmutfossakweg, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Godhuglakmutfossakweg's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Godhuglakmutfossakweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown jumpers.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Erect six platinum sculptures of Godhuglakmutfossakweg on top of important buildings.

4. Never talk about snakes.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.