Migcubontstipstan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, benevolent wyrm.

Migcubontstipstan created the world five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Migcubontstipstan, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Migcubontstipstan, he will turn you into a hamster.

Migcubontstipstan's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Migcubontstipstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not drink water in white rooms.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not chop down trees.