Vidrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, all-powerful troll.

Vidrutt created Asia seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidrutt, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vidrutt, it will send you a sign.

Vidrutt's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Vidrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Do not take Vidrutt's name in vain.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not make images of living things.