Padrullpig is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unjust rat.

Padrullpig created Asia two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Padrullpig, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Padrullpig, she will turn you into a rat.

Padrullpig's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Padrullpig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick sheep.

2. Never sing in the presence of whales.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.