Fedgesspad is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, smart aardvark.

Fedgesspad created the universe four million years ago.

If you believe in Fedgesspad, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fedgesspad, he will think nothing of it.

Fedgesspad's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Fedgesspad's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Snails are not to be trusted.