Gomabsugvigmitfobbingov is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, wise penguin.

Gomabsugvigmitfobbingov created dark energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gomabsugvigmitfobbingov, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Gomabsugvigmitfobbingov, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Gomabsugvigmitfobbingov's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Gomabsugvigmitfobbingov's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Gomabsugvigmitfobbingov on top of all buildings.

2. Do not hurt mice.

3. Never hurt ducks.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Gomabsugvigmitfobbingov loves rats, so they must be respected.