Flymidrull is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, resourceful bird.

Flymidrull created a top quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flymidrull, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Flymidrull, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Flymidrull's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Flymidrull's Holy Commandments

1. Bats are not to be trusted.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never think ill of sick mice.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always treat sharks with great respect.