Gudbamdod is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, smart gerbil.

Gudbamdod created the planet Saturn five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudbamdod, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gudbamdod, he will come to you in dreams.

Gudbamdod's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Gudbamdod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Gudbamdod's name in vain.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Hide if nine badgers approach from the north.

4. Never mention sharks.

5. Never run near whales.