Hanontgedkem is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, tranquil centipede.

Hanontgedkem created the universe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanontgedkem, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hanontgedkem, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Hanontgedkem's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Hanontgedkem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never go into orange rooms.

3. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

4. Never wear rings.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.