Bestfagciss is a god.

She takes the form of a small, calm ant.

Bestfagciss created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bestfagciss, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bestfagciss, she will boil you in a big pot.

Bestfagciss' most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Bestfagciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Bestfagciss' name in vain.

2. Never wear purple skirts.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.