Spagappster is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, conceited chinchilla.

Spagappster created carbon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Spagappster, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Spagappster, she will send you a sign.

Spagappster's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Spagappster's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat eagles with great respect.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Spagappster.

4. Never skip in the presence of aardvarks.

5. Never think about amino acids.