Gepfumdub is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unjust turtle.

Gepfumdub created tapeworms four years ago.

If you believe in Gepfumdub, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gepfumdub, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Gepfumdub's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Gepfumdub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never talk about porpoises.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never look in ponds.