Migdutdog is a god.

He takes the form of a small, thoughtless wasp.

Migdutdog created vertebrates two billion years ago.

If you believe in Migdutdog, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Migdutdog, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Migdutdog's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Migdutdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Never talk about sharks.

4. Never mention dogs.

5. Do not cook food in pots.